Thursday, July 2, 2009

WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE AN OLD WOMAN

Hair Loss. The hair you have left is grey, fluffy, and unmanagable. Eyesight, going. Hearing, going. Rosacea and other skin anomalies. No more baking in tanning beds because you MAY have skin cancer. Breasts going south to your lap, and a stomach that wants to lay on your knees. Insomnia. Digestive disorders. Allergies. Heart palpatations. Arthritic Ankle. Chelitis and Crohn's Disease. Early Menopause. Eyebrows and hair growing in random places. I AM ONLY 50 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD . .GIVE ME A BREAK BODY!

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